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Chicken Butt Shirt – “Guess What?” Chicken Butt Retro Tee

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The Chicken Butt Shirt: The Cool Wearable Dad Joke

Answer the Call of the Playground

“Guess what?” It’s a question that echoes through schoolyards and family dinners, instantly triggering a wave of nostalgia and groans. The answer, of course, is a timeless piece of playground humor that never fails to get a laugh. Now, you can wear that classic punchline with pride. Introducing the Chicken Butt Shirt, the ultimate funny dad joke t-shirt that turns a simple call and response into a visual masterpiece. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a membership card to a club that values laughter above all else.

The Story Behind Chicken Butt Shirt

We believe that the best humor is universal, simple, and a little bit absurd. The inspiration for this design came from a desire to capture the pure, uncomplicated joy of childhood laughter. We wanted to create something that would make your inner ten-year-old giggle. After all, in a world that often takes itself too seriously, a perfectly executed dad joke is a tiny act of rebellion. This shirt is our love letter to that feeling. Consequently, we didn’t just print the words; we brought the joke to life with a hilarious vintage illustration of an upside down chicken that completes the gag visually.

t-shirt featuring a vintage illustration of a chicken looking upside down through its legs with red text reading Guess What Chicken Butt

Chicken Butt Shirt Design That Delivers the Punchline

Every detail of this novelty tee is meticulously crafted for maximum comedic impact. We focused on creating a clear, bold, and instantly recognizable design.

  • The Classic Setup: The bold, red “GUESS WHAT?” at the top acts as the perfect hook, immediately engaging anyone who sees it.

  • The Visual Gag: The star of the show is the cartoon chicken, peeking playfully between its own legs. This upside down chicken illustration is the core of the prank, transforming the shirt from a simple statement into a full-blown sight gag.

  • The Ironic Finish: “CHICKEN BUTT!” in bold letters at the bottom confirms what everyone already guessed, sealing the deal on this brilliantly sarcastic and fun design.

The bold red text on a classic black tee ensures the joke pops, making it one of the most memorable pieces of classic 90s humor clothing you can own.

Chicken Butt Shirt Crafted for Comfort and Durability

A joke this good deserves a canvas that can keep up with the fun. We believe your comfort is just as important as the comedy, which is why we refuse to cut corners on quality.

  • 100% Premium Cotton Feel: Made from 100% cotton, this shirt is incredibly soft and breathable. It contains 0% dangerous substances, making it safe and comfortable for all-day wear, whether you’re running errands or just lounging.

  • Built to Last Through the Laughs: With double-stitched seams at the sleeves and bottom hem, this shirt is constructed to withstand countless wears and washes. The joke is forever, and so is the quality.

  • Vibrant, Eco-Consistent Printing: We use advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with Oeko-Texâ„¢ certified inks. This means the vibrant, vintage illustration won’t crack or fade, and the printing process is better for the environment.

Who Is This Shirt For? Your Go-To Gag Gift & More

So, who gets to wear this legendary piece of playground humor? The answer is almost everyone!

  • The King of Dad Jokes: This is the crown jewel for any dad who lives for the groan. It’s the perfect funny dad joke t-shirt for barbecues, school pickups, and family vacations.

  • The Ultimate Prankster: Looking for the best novelty gifts for pranksters? Your search is over. This shirt is a gag gift that keeps on giving, sparking laughter everywhere they go.

  • The Nostalgic Soul: For anyone who misses the simple, silly humor of the 90s, this classic 90s humor clothing item is a perfect fit. It’s a conversation starter and a instant mood-lifter.

Don’t Just Tell the Joke, Wear Chicken Butt Shirt!

Life is too short for boring clothes. In a world filled with plain, serious t-shirts, this Chicken Butt Shirt is a bold declaration of fun. It connects you with a community that doesn’t take itself too seriously and finds joy in the simplest things.

Imagine the smiles, the groans, and the bursts of laughter you’ll inspire. This shirt is more than fabric and ink; it’s an experience.

Ready to spread the joy? [Click Here to Get Your Official Chicken Butt Shirt Now!]

We offer a full range of sizes from S to 5XL, ensuring a perfect, comfortable fit for every jokester. Don’t miss out on the funniest shirt in your wardrobe. Grab your Chicken Butt Shirt today and become a walking, talking beacon of classic comedy.

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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