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Coffee Shots Rubber Gloves Shirt – Funny Nurse Life Tee

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Coffee, Shots & Rubber Gloves Shirt – The Ultimate Funny Nurse Life Tee for Healthcare Warriors

Why This Shirt is Every Nurse’s Secret Weapon

Let’s be real—healthcare runs on three things: caffeine, needles, and a dark sense of humor. If you’ve ever chugged coffee before a 12-hour shift, drawn blood with one hand while holding a latte in the other, or laughed at a patient’s ridiculous request just to stay sane… this funny nurse life t-shirt was made for you.

The “Coffee, Shots & Rubber Gloves” design isn’t just a shirt—it’s a battle cry for nurses, phlebotomists, and medical professionals who survive on espresso and adrenaline. Whether you’re an injection nurse, a coffee-obsessed healthcare worker, or just someone who appreciates medical humor, this tee is your new uniform.

Specs: Comfort Meets Relatable Nurse Humor

  • Material: 100% premium cotton—soft, breathable, and perfect for long shifts.

  • Chemical-Free: No irritating dyes or harsh fabrics—safe for sensitive skin.

  • Design Theme: Bold, witty text with a clean, eye-catching layout.

  • Featured Quote: “Coffee, Shots & Rubber Gloves”—because every shift starts with caffeine and ends with bandaids.

This nurse shot rubber gloves tee is designed for healthcare heroes who need a laugh (and maybe another cup of coffee). Whether you’re drawing blood, giving flu shots, or just trying to survive report, this healthcare worker caffeine shirt keeps the mood light.

Grey shirt with black text saying “Coffee, Shots and Rubber Gloves” – funny healthcare design

Start your shift in style with this “Coffee, Shots, and Rubber Gloves” shirt — a funny and highly relatable tee for medical professionals. Whether you’re a nurse, phlebotomist, or healthcare hero, this design sums up the daily grind with a smile.

Who Needs This Shirt in Their Life?

1. The Coffee-Dependent Nurse

You run on espresso and sheer willpower. This coffee lovers in healthcare shirt is basically your biography in cotton form.

2. The Phlebotomist with a Sharp Wit

Needles don’t scare you—but running out of coffee does. This phlebotomist funny tee is your way of saying, “Yes, I stab people for a living. No, I’m not a vampire.”

3. The Exhausted but Proud Healthcare Pro

You’ve mastered the art of smiling through chaos. This healthcare professional joke shirt is your badge of honor.

Why This Shirt Beats the Rest

✔ Instant Relatability (Because Nurses Get It)

This isn’t just another nurse humor shirt—it’s a perfectly crafted inside joke for anyone in scrubs. The second another nurse sees it, they’ll nod in solidarity.

✔ Comfort That Lasts Through Double Shifts

Made from 100% cotton, this injection nurse t-shirt for women/men is soft, stretchy, and won’t fade after 100 washes (or 100 spills of coffee).

✔ The Ultimate Gift for Medical Pros

Birthday? Nurse’s Week? Just Because? This funny nurse shirt about coffee and injections is the perfect gift for the burnt-out-but-still-kicking healthcare hero in your life.

Should You Buy It?

Yes—if:

  • You’ve ever taken a coffee IV drip metaphorically.

  • Your idea of a balanced breakfast is espresso and a granola bar.

  • You laugh at the chaos because crying isn’t professional.

This coffee and injection quote shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s a survival kit in tee form.

🚀 Ready to Rep Your Nurse Life with Pride?

Don’t just wear any shirt—wear one that gets you. Click “Add to Cart” now and grab this funny nurse shirt about coffee and injections before your next shift. Because if anyone deserves to laugh through the madness, it’s you.

🔥 Limited Stock – Get Yours Before the Next Code Blue!

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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