Coffee, Shots & Rubber Gloves Shirt – The Ultimate Funny Nurse Life Tee for Healthcare Warriors
Why This Shirt is Every Nurse’s Secret Weapon
Let’s be real—healthcare runs on three things: caffeine, needles, and a dark sense of humor. If you’ve ever chugged coffee before a 12-hour shift, drawn blood with one hand while holding a latte in the other, or laughed at a patient’s ridiculous request just to stay sane… this funny nurse life t-shirt was made for you.
The “Coffee, Shots & Rubber Gloves” design isn’t just a shirt—it’s a battle cry for nurses, phlebotomists, and medical professionals who survive on espresso and adrenaline. Whether you’re an injection nurse, a coffee-obsessed healthcare worker, or just someone who appreciates medical humor, this tee is your new uniform.
Specs: Comfort Meets Relatable Nurse Humor
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Material: 100% premium cotton—soft, breathable, and perfect for long shifts.
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Chemical-Free: No irritating dyes or harsh fabrics—safe for sensitive skin.
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Design Theme: Bold, witty text with a clean, eye-catching layout.
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Featured Quote: “Coffee, Shots & Rubber Gloves”—because every shift starts with caffeine and ends with bandaids.
This nurse shot rubber gloves tee is designed for healthcare heroes who need a laugh (and maybe another cup of coffee). Whether you’re drawing blood, giving flu shots, or just trying to survive report, this healthcare worker caffeine shirt keeps the mood light.

Start your shift in style with this “Coffee, Shots, and Rubber Gloves” shirt — a funny and highly relatable tee for medical professionals. Whether you’re a nurse, phlebotomist, or healthcare hero, this design sums up the daily grind with a smile.
Who Needs This Shirt in Their Life?
1. The Coffee-Dependent Nurse
You run on espresso and sheer willpower. This coffee lovers in healthcare shirt is basically your biography in cotton form.
2. The Phlebotomist with a Sharp Wit
Needles don’t scare you—but running out of coffee does. This phlebotomist funny tee is your way of saying, “Yes, I stab people for a living. No, I’m not a vampire.”
3. The Exhausted but Proud Healthcare Pro
You’ve mastered the art of smiling through chaos. This healthcare professional joke shirt is your badge of honor.
Why This Shirt Beats the Rest
✔ Instant Relatability (Because Nurses Get It)
This isn’t just another nurse humor shirt—it’s a perfectly crafted inside joke for anyone in scrubs. The second another nurse sees it, they’ll nod in solidarity.
✔ Comfort That Lasts Through Double Shifts
Made from 100% cotton, this injection nurse t-shirt for women/men is soft, stretchy, and won’t fade after 100 washes (or 100 spills of coffee).
✔ The Ultimate Gift for Medical Pros
Birthday? Nurse’s Week? Just Because? This funny nurse shirt about coffee and injections is the perfect gift for the burnt-out-but-still-kicking healthcare hero in your life.
Should You Buy It?
Yes—if:
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You’ve ever taken a coffee IV drip metaphorically.
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Your idea of a balanced breakfast is espresso and a granola bar.
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You laugh at the chaos because crying isn’t professional.
This coffee and injection quote shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s a survival kit in tee form.
🚀 Ready to Rep Your Nurse Life with Pride?
Don’t just wear any shirt—wear one that gets you. Click “Add to Cart” now and grab this funny nurse shirt about coffee and injections before your next shift. Because if anyone deserves to laugh through the madness, it’s you.
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