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Full Time Dad Part Time Hooker Fishing Shirt – Funny Father’s Day Tee

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The Full Time Dad Part Time Hooker Shirt: The Funny Fishing Dad T Shirt

For the Dad Who Wears Two Hats (And a Fishing Vest)

Every great dad has a secret superpower. For many, it’s the ability to trade the hustle of family life for the quiet calm of the lake. We created the Full Time Dad Part Time Hooker Shirt to celebrate this amazing duality. This piece of classic fisherman dad joke apparel isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a badge of honor for the world’s greatest dads who are also dedicated anglers.

The Story Behind the Laugh: Where Fatherhood Meets Fishing

We were inspired by dads everywhere—the ones who can fix a broken toy, coach a soccer team, and then expertly cast a line without missing a beat. We wanted to capture that spirit with a design that feels both nostalgic and genuinely witty. This retro fishing humor shirt is our tribute to the two most important jobs a man can have.

The centerpiece is a bold, leaping bass, full of energy and ready for the fight. Behind it, a retro sunset in warm oranges and yellows reminds you of those perfect, golden hour catches. The clean, confident typography delivers the punchline with a cheeky grin. It’s a design that sparks conversation and laughter, making it the best dad angler graphic tee for any outing.

Funny retro fishing shirt with fish graphic and text “Full Time Dad Part Time Hooker” for dads who love fishing

Crafted for Comfort, Built to Last: The Quality Promise

A joke this good deserves a t-shirt that feels even better. We believe your comfort is just as important as the laugh, so we built this shirt with an unwavering commitment to quality.

  • All-Day Softness: Made from 100% premium cotton, this shirt is breathable and incredibly soft. Whether he’s telling tall tales with friends or teaching a kid to cast, he’ll enjoy unmatched comfort.

  • Vibrant, Safe Printing: We use advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with Kornit Water-based and NeoPigment inks. These inks are Oeko-Tex™ certified, meaning they are completely free from harmful chemicals and are safe for even the most sensitive skin. As a result, the design stays vibrant wash after wash, and the process is kinder to our planet.

  • The Best Fit for Every Dad: From S to 5XL, we offer a full size range because every dad—new, seasoned, or grandpa—deserves a great-fitting funny fishing dad t shirt.

More Than a Gift: Full Time Dad Part Time Hooker Shirt It’s a Declaration of Identity

So, who is this perfect humorous hook fishing tee for? The answer is simple: any dad who deserves a smile.

  • The Father’s Day Hero: Move beyond boring socks and ties. This shirt is a gift he’ll actually love and wear.

  • The Birthday Catch: Surprise the angler in your life with a present that matches his unique sense of humor.

  • The Fishing Trip Uniform: Cool for club outings or weekend adventures with the guys.

  • The Proud Dad: This is for the man who wears his title of “Dad” with pride and his fishing hat with style.

Easy Care for a Lasting Favorite

Keeping this shirt in prime condition is simple. Just follow these easy steps:

  1. Turn the shirt inside-out and machine wash it in cold water on a gentle cycle.

  2. Always use a mild detergent.

  3. For the longest life, tumble dry on low or simply hang it to dry.

  4. If ironing is needed, do so on the inside-out setting and avoid pressing directly on the graphic.

Reel In the Laughs: Get Full Time Dad Part Time Hooker Shirt Today!

Don’t let the one that got away be this best gift idea. The Full Time Dad Part Time Hooker Shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a celebration of fatherhood, a nod to a favorite pastime, and a guaranteed conversation starter.

Give the dad in your life a gift that truly hooks his personality. Click “Add to Cart” now and wrap him in the soft, high-quality comfort of the funniest full time dad part time hooker shirt on the water

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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