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Funny Cardio Sayings – Your Mom Is My Cardio Shirt

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Your Mom Is My Cardio – Retro Funny Workout Tee for Fitness Lovers Who Love Sass and Sweat

Cardio Just Got Personal: Meet the Funniest Workout Shirt You’ll Ever Wear

If your cardio routine needs a dose of humor, this funny cardio workout shirt delivers the perfect punchline. Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically playful, the “Your Mom Is My Cardio” tee isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s a personality flex. Designed for gym-goers who love to laugh while they lift, this shirt turns heads and sparks conversations from the treadmill to the squat rack.

Whether you’re a meme enthusiast, a fitness fanatic, or someone who thrives on sarcastic gym banter, this fitness joke shirt is your new go-to. It’s not just about working out—it’s about working the room.

Funny gym workout shirt with retro text Your Mom Is My Cardio desig

Bring humor to your workout sessions with the Your Mom Is My Cardio Funny Gym T-Shirt. Featuring bold, retro-style text in playful colors, this shirt blends fitness culture with cheeky humor. Perfect for anyone who enjoys funny cardio sayings, gym jokes, or lighthearted workout motivation. Makes a great gift for gym rats, cardio fans, or anyone who loves fitness with a twist of sarcasm.

Design That Pops: Retro Sass Meets Modern Muscle

Let’s talk aesthetics. This retro style funny cardio saying t-shirt features a bubbly, nostalgic font that channels vintage vibes with a modern twist. The pastel color palette adds charm and contrast:

  • Light purple for “YOUR” and “IS MY”
  • Pink for “MOM”
  • Light blue for “CARDIO”
  • Tiny starbursts between words for extra flair

The result? A retro funny workout tee that’s as visually engaging as it is hilarious. It’s the kind of shirt that makes people double-take—and then laugh out loud.

Premium Specs for Peak Performance

Style means nothing without substance. Fortunately, this workout humor apparel is built to last and feel great.

  • Material: 100% cotton for breathable comfort
  • Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for vibrant, long-lasting design
  • Safety: Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances
  • Chemicals: Free from high-concern chemicals—safe for all skin types

From warm-ups to cooldowns, this humorous cardio shirt keeps you cool, confident, and comfortable. The DTG printing ensures the colors stay bold, even after multiple washes.

Who’s It For? The Bold, the Fit, and the Funny

This isn’t your average gym shirt. It’s a sarcastic workout humor shirt for fitness lovers who know how to balance sweat and sass. If you fall into any of these categories, this tee was made for you:

  • Gym jokers who love playful banter
  • Cardio warriors with a sense of humor
  • Meme lovers who want wearable punchlines
  • Retro fashion fans who lift in style
  • Fitness enthusiasts who don’t take themselves too seriously

In short, this playful gym joke shirt for cardio workouts is for anyone who believes laughter is part of the workout.

Ready to Laugh While You Lunge? Grab Your Funny Cardio Sayings T-Shirt Today!

Don’t settle for bland workout gear. Elevate your gym wardrobe with a tee that flexes your humor and your hustle. This Funny Cardio Sayings t-shirt is more than just a joke—it’s a vibe, a statement, and a guaranteed conversation starter.

Click “Add to Cart” now and let the world know: cardio isn’t just a workout—it’s a punchline.

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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