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Funny Dog Lover Quote T-Shirt – “My Dog and I Talk Shit About You”

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Funny Dog Lover Quote T-Shirt – ‘My Dog & I Talk Shit About You’ – The Ultimate Sassy Dog Mom Shirt!

Why This Isn’t Just Another Dog Humor Quote Shirt

Let’s be real—most pet-themed shirts are predictable. Cute paw prints, generic “Dog Mom” slogans… yawn. If you want a bold statement dog lover shirt that actually makes people laugh (or maybe side-eye you at the dog park), this talking dog joke t-shirt is your new go-to.

The cheeky phrase “MY DOG and I TALK SHIT about you” isn’t just funny—it’s a humorous canine graphic tee that perfectly captures the unbreakable (and slightly judgmental) bond between you and your pup. With a paw print replacing the “O” in DOG and a curly-tailed “I”, this witty dog owner apparel blends attitude with clever design.

funny dog lover quote t-shirt

Make a bold (and hilarious) statement with this “My Dog and I Talk Sh*t About You” T-shirt. Designed for dog lovers with a sense of humor, this shirt is perfect for casual days, dog park trips, or lounging at home with your furry sidekick. The playful typography, accented with a paw print, adds a cute twist to the sass.

What Makes This Playful Pet Parent T-Shirt a Must-Have?

1. Bold, Unapologetic Humor That Actually Lands

Unlike cutesy pet shirts, this dog park humor shirt doesn’t hold back. It’s for dog lovers with a sharp sense of humor—the kind who know their pup is their best (and most opinionated) friend.

✅ “Talk Shit” Phrase – A hilarious inside joke for pet parents who know their dog has thoughts about everyone.

✅ Paw Print Twist – The “O” in DOG becomes a paw, reinforcing the canine connection.

✅ Curly-Tail “I” – A subtle but genius touch that adds playful dog anatomy into the typography.

2. Premium Comfort for Maximum Sass-Wearing

Made from 100% cotton, this pet parent funny apparel is soft, breathable, and free from harmful chemicals (0% recycled polyester, 0% dangerous substances). Whether you’re lounging or strutting through the dog park, it’s built for all-day comfort.

3. High-Quality DTG Print That Won’t Fade (Unlike Some Friendships)

Using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing, the design stays crisp and vibrant—no peeling, no cracking. Because a canine attitude graphic tee this good deserves to last.

Who Should Wear This Dog Humor Quote Shirt?

✔ Sarcastic Dog Moms & Dads – For those who bond with their dog over very strong opinions.

✔ People Who Love Shock Humor – Because why settle for boring pet shirts?

✔ Gifters Looking for a Laugh – The perfect playful pet parent t-shirt for birthdays or “just because.”

✔ Dog Park Regulars – Guaranteed to get reactions (and maybe a few knowing nods).

Why This Shirt Beats Generic “Dog Mom” Tees

Let’s face it—most pet apparel is forgettable. But this sassy dog mom shirt stands out because:

🔥 It’s Bold & Unfiltered – No watered-down humor here.

🔥 Clever Design Details – The paw print and curly tail make it more than just text.

🔥 Conversation Starter – Expect laughs, questions, and maybe some side-eye (worth it).

If you’ve ever joked that your dog is your partner-in-crime, this humorous canine graphic tee is your uniform.

The Best Sarcastic Dog Lover T-Shirt With a Funny Quote

This isn’t just another pet shirt—it’s a dog park humor shirt with attitude, quality, and a design that actually gets laughs. Whether you’re wearing it ironically or dead seriously, it’s the ultimate bold statement dog lover shirt for anyone who knows their pup is the real MVP.

Ready to Let Your Attitude (and Your Dog’s) Shine?

Skip the basic pet tees and grab the best sarcastic dog lover t-shirt with a funny quote that actually matches your sense of humor. Click “Add to Cart” now—because your dog definitely has thoughts about this shirt.

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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