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Hiss Off Cat Shirt – Funny Grumphy Cat Graphic

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Hiss Off Cat Shirt: The Cool Grumpy Kitty Apparel for Moody Days

For Those Days When You’re Done With the Nonsense

Let’s be real: some days, you just want to channel your inner cat, majestic, independent, and completely over it. The Hiss Off Cat Shirt is here for exactly those moments. This piece of iconic grumpy kitty apparel is more than just a t-shirt; it’s a wearable mood ring for anyone who values their peace and quiet. It’s the perfect, humorous shield for introverts, cat lovers, and anyone who needs to declare a personal “do not disturb” day.

The Story Behind the Sass: Why We Celebrate the Grump

Our design team lives with cats, the true masters of side-eye and dramatic sighs. We noticed how our feline friends have no problem setting boundaries. They don’t pretend to be happy when they’re not. This brilliant piece of funny cat lover apparel was inspired by that honest, unapologetic energy.

We started with a hyper-realistic illustration of a cat whose expression says it all: furrowed brow, icy blue eyes of judgment, and a general aura of disdain. Then, we added the punchline: “HISS OFF!” This clever wordplay makes the message cheeky instead of confrontational. It’s the ultimate sassy pet top that turns your mood into a conversation starter, not a confrontation.

Grumpy cat Hiss Off! design shirt with a brown fluffy cat featuring piercing blue eyes

Hiss Off Cat Shirt Crafted for Comfort on Even the Grumpiest Days

When you’re having a “hiss off” kind of day, your clothing should be a source of comfort, not another annoyance. That’s why we built this shirt with an uncompromising commitment to quality that you can feel.

  • All-Day Softness: Made from 100% premium cotton, this shirt is breathable and incredibly soft. It’s the perfect comfort garment for lounging, running errands, or just preserving your sanity.

  • Vibrant, Safe Printing: We use advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with Kornit Water-based and NeoPigment inks. These inks are Oeko-Tex™ certified, meaning they are completely free from harmful chemicals and are safe for even the most sensitive skin. Consequently, the stunning details of our angry feline tee stay sharp and vibrant, wash after wash.

  • A Fit for Every Mood: From S to 5XL, we offer a full size range. After all, everyone has grumpy days, and everyone deserves a perfectly fitting pissed off cat shirt to see them through.

Who Is This Hiss Off Cat Shirt For?

This isn’t just another cat shirt. It’s a badge of honor for a specific kind of person.

  • The Introvert: This no social cat tee is your perfect armor for crowded parties or when you just need some space.

  • The Sarcastic Best Friend: They’ll love this as the ultimate piece of sarcastic cat t-shirts that perfectly matches their witty personality.

  • The Cat Person Who Gets It: This is top-tier funny cat lover apparel for anyone who understands that a cat’s grumpiness is part of their charm.

  • The Gift Giver: Looking for a unique birthday gift? This hiss off cat shirt is a hilarious and relatable present for the strong-willed person in your life.

Easy Care for a Lasting Attitude

Keeping your favorite statement tee in perfect condition is simple.

  1. Turn the shirt inside-out before washing.

  2. Machine wash it in cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent.

  3. To preserve the graphic, tumble dry on low or simply hang it to dry.

  4. If you need to iron it, do so on the inside-out setting and avoid the design directly.

Wear Your Mood Proudly, Get Hiss Off Cat Shirt Now!

Why keep your magnificent grumpiness to yourself? The Hiss Off Cat Shirt lets you own your mood with style and a healthy dose of humor. It’s more than just grumpy kitty apparel; it’s a declaration of independence for anyone who has ever felt socially drained.

Don’t just think about it declare it. Click “Add to Cart” now and wrap yourself in the soft, high-quality comfort of the most honest hiss off cat shirt you’ll ever own. This iconic piece of sarcastic cat t-shirts is waiting to become your new favorite way to say, “I’m fabulous, but from a distance.”

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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