The Cool Hater’s Anthem: I Hope Both Teams Lose Go Bears Football Tee
This is a funny and honest graphic tee for the dedicated football fan who loves to hate on rival teams. The I Hope Both Teams Lose Go Bears T Shirt features a vintage-style design with a football, helmets, and a bold bear paw. It’s the perfect hilarious sports fan gift for Chicago football supporters with a sarcastic sense of humor.
About I Hope Both Teams Lose Go Bears T Shirt Design
We created this design for the fan who finds themselves watching a game where they just can’t win. When two rivals face off and you can’t stand either one, this shirt says exactly what you’re thinking. It’s for the ultimate, unapologetic supporter.
The artwork has a classic, retro gridiron feel with a slightly distressed texture, like a well-worn game day shirt. A large football sits in the center with the phrase “BOTH TEAMS” across it. Two opposing helmets are separated by a lightning bolt, showing a clash. The bold orange “LOSE” and “GO BEARS” text leaves no doubt about your loyalty. This vintage design captures that specific game day feeling when your only cheer is for mutual defeat, making it a standout piece of team rivalry apparel.
I Hope Both Teams Lose Go Bears T Shirt Specifications
- Material: 100% breathable cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.
- Fabric Weight: A medium 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² jersey knit that’s perfect for game day wear.
- Build: Features pre-shrunk fabric, tubular construction, and taped shoulder seams for lasting shape.
- Durability: Reinforced with double-stitched seams on the sleeves and hem.
- Print & Safety: I Hope Both Teams Lose Go Bears T Shirt Made with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing and Oeko-Texâ„¢ certified, water-based inks. This ensures vibrant, crack-resistant colors that are safe for skin.
- Size Range: Available from S to 5XL.
Comfort & Fit
You get a classic, unisex tee cut designed for all-day comfort, whether you’re at the game or on the couch. The 100% cotton is pre-shrunk and becomes softer with each wash. Furthermore, the seamless tubular body means no irritating side seams.
Size Guidance
For the best fit, compare your measurements to our detailed size chart on the product page. This shirt has a standard unisex fit. If you prefer a roomier, relaxed feel for layering on cool game days, we suggest choosing one size larger than your usual.
I Hope Both Teams Lose Go Bears T Shirt Care Instructions
Keeping your shirt looking game-ready is simple:
- Always machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.
- Use a gentle cycle and a mild detergent.
- Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the print and fit.
- If ironing is needed, only iron on the reverse side and avoid the printed design.
- Do not use fabric softeners or chlorine bleach.
Why You’ll Love I Hope Both Teams Lose Go Bears T Shirt
- Hilariously Relatable: This shirt is the ultimate sarcastic football game day apparel, perfectly capturing a true fan’s complex emotions during a rivalry matchup.
- Trusted Quality & Style: From the soft cotton to the vintage-inspired print, this tee is made for comfort and durability season after season.
- The Perfect Fan Gift: As a unique Chicago football fan gift or for the fan who hates every other team, it’s a clever and memorable present.
Ready to represent your team with maximum honesty and humor? The I Hope Both Teams Lose Go Bears T Shirt is your perfect game day statement. This retro humor graphic tee is ideal for watching the big game, tailgating, or just showing off your undiluted fandom. It makes a fantastic gift for football season for the most dedicated Bears supporter you know. Don’t wait for the next rivalry week, click ‘Add to Cart’ now to get your unique sports sarcasm shirt delivered quickly.






















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