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I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt

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I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt – Funny Protective Boyfriend Tee

This I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me shirt is a humorous, statement-making tee designed for guys who want to proudly declare their relationship status with a dose of playful satire. Its unique appeal lies in the visual contrast of cute, retro colors against a boldly protective message. Ultimately, it’s the perfect funny anniversary present for a man who’s happily taken and has a great sense of humor about it.

About I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt Design

Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen those super-serious “protective boyfriend” memes online. Our design team wanted to poke fun at that whole idea in a way that was actually wearable and cool. Instead of aggressive graphics, I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt used a soft, bubblegum-pink font on a rich burgundy background, colors you’d typically see on a cute, romantic card.

The irony is intentional. That friendly, retro look makes the “please stay away from me” line come across as a joke between you and your girlfriend, not a real warning. It’s a loyalty declaration shirt that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Think of it as a wearable inside joke. For instance, it’s a hit as a viral TikTok boyfriend meme shirt because it captures that specific mix of pride and humor that resonates online. Whether you’re heading to a casual brunch, a game night, or just running errands, this I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt adds a conversational piece to your simplest jeans-and-sneakers look.

Maroon t-shirt with pink retro bubble text reading I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me with a pink heart icon.

I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt Specifications

  • Material: I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt 100% Cotton, Pre-Shrunk Jersey Knit

  • Fabric Weight: Medium-weight 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² for a sturdy, non-see-through feel

  • Style: Classic Fit Short Sleeve Tee

  • Construction: Tubular build with taped neck and shoulders for durability

  • Printing: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) using Oeko-Texâ„¢ certified, water-based inks. This means vibrant, soft prints free from concerning chemicals.

  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

  • Finishing: Double-stitched seams at sleeves and hem

Comfort & Fit

We prioritize I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt everyday comfort. Consequently, the 100% cotton fabric is soft from the first wear and becomes even more comfortable over time. Furthermore, the classic fit provides a relaxed but not baggy silhouette that suits most body types. The pre-shrunk fabric and tubular construction also mean the shirt holds its shape wash after wash, avoiding any awkward twisting.

Size Guidance

For the best fit, compare your chest and body measurements to our detailed size chart (link provided on page). Generally, this tee follows standard sizing. If you prefer a roomier fit for layering, consider sizing up one level.

I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt Care Instructions

To keep I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt the print vibrant for years, please follow these simple steps:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors.

  • Use a mild detergent and avoid fabric softeners.

  • Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to prevent shrinkage.

  • If ironing is needed, iron inside-out on a cool setting and never directly on the printed design.

Why You’ll Love I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt

  • Starts Conversations Instantly: I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt isn’t just a plain tee. As a result, its witty protective girlfriend humor is a guaranteed icebreaker and a fun way to show your commitment.

  • Built to Last in Every Way: From the durable double-stitched seams to the high-quality, crack-resistant DTG print, this shirt is made for regular wear. Additionally, the safe, certified inks ensure it’s garment you can trust.

  • The Cool Gift for Your Guy: Struggling to find a unique gift? I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me Shirt solves that problem. It’s a standout gift for a boyfriend that combines sentiment, humor, and style, making it far more memorable than a standard present.

Ready to make a statement that’s both funny and heartfelt? This I Love My Girlfriend So Please Stay Away From Me shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a witty badge of loyalty. Click ‘Add to Cart’ now to get this uniquely hilarious sarcastic red flag relationship clothing that your girlfriend will love and your friends will laugh at. Order today for the perfect tee that celebrates your relationship with a great sense of humor!

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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