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Im Not Retired Im a Professional Grandpa Shirt – Paw Print Graphic

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Im Not Retired Im a Professional Grandpa Shirt: The Cool Dog Lover & Retirement Gift

Forget Retirement; You’ve Just Been Promoted.

Let’s settle this once and for all. You didn’t just stop working; you got the biggest promotion of your life. Your new title? Professional Grandpa. And if your grandkids have four paws and a wagging tail, this shirt is your official uniform. Welcome to the Im Not Retired Im a Professional Grandpa Shirt, a bold, witty declaration for the man who trades board meetings for ball throws and briefcases for chew toys.

The Design: Where Humor Meets Heart

This isn’t just another funny quote on fabric. Instead, it’s a cleverly crafted statement of identity. The bold, black text makes a clear proclamation: “I’M NOT RETIRED.” Right below, the punchline lands with warmth: “I’M A PROFESSIONAL GRAND PAW.” The genius touch? A adorable paw print seamlessly replaces the “A” in “PAW.” This single visual pun fuses two proud roles into one unforgettable Grand Paw title. It’s a conversation starter that instantly connects with fellow dog lover dads and grandpas. The clean, minimalist design on light gray ensures the message pops, whether you’re at the park or a family BBQ.

shirt featuring black typography reading I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grand Paw with a dog paw print replacing the word Paw

Im Not Retired Im a Professional Grandpa Shirt Crafted for Comfort

A professional needs gear that can keep up. Therefore, we engineered this tee for supreme comfort and durability, matching the quality of your new vocation.

  • 100% Breathable Cotton: We use only pure, soft cotton with 0% recycled polyester against your skin. Why? Because comfort during long walks or cozy naps with your canine companion is non-negotiable.

  • Safe for You & Your Pack: The vibrant print uses Oeko-Tex™ certified, water-based inks. These inks are so safe, they’re approved for children’s and baby clothing. You can confidently wear it while cuddling your new puppy or human grandkids, with no worries about harmful chemicals.

  • Built to Last: Reinforced double seams on the sleeves and hem mean this shirt withstands the active life of a true Professional Grandpaw, from playful tumbles in the yard to countless washes.

Im Not Retired Im a Professional Grandpa Shirt: Where to Wear Your Title

So, what does a Professional Grandpaw do? Whatever he wants! This tee is your versatile badge of honor.

  • For the Dog Park: Naturally, it’s the perfect outfit for commanding respect at the granddog park. It tells everyone you’re there on serious, playful business.

  • The Perfect Retirement Gift: Move over, gold watch. This is the modern, humorous retirement gift that truly reflects a new, joyful chapter centered on family and furry friends.

  • A Hit for Father’s Day: Searching for a unique Father’s Day gift for a pet-loving dad? This shirt says “we see you and your awesome new role” better than any generic card.

  • Everyday Pride: Wear it to the hardware store, on a coffee run, or while gardening. It’s a daily reminder that your most important job now is love, laughter, and treat distribution.

Im Not Retired Im a Professional Grandpa Shirt: The Story Behind

Our inspiration came from a simple, beautiful observation: today’s grandparents are active, involved, and often have a beloved granddog in the mix. We saw a need to celebrate this hybrid role with pride and humor. The phrase “Professional Grandpa” reframes retirement not as an ending, but as the beginning of a cherished, full-time role filled with purpose and play. The paw print graphic is our nod to the unconditional love that furry family members bring, completing the modern grandpa portrait.

Claim Your Title. The Pack Awaits.

You’ve earned this promotion through a lifetime of hard work. Now, it’s time to embrace your new role with the pride and comfort it deserves. The Im Not Retired Im a Professional Grandpa Shirt is more than apparel; it’s your wearable mission statement.

Don’t just leave your career, step proudly into your calling. This soft, high-quality tee is the perfect way to announce your new status to the world. Choose your perfect fit from S to 5XL and get ready for smiles, nods, and maybe a happy bark or two of approval. Get Your Professional Grandpaw Shirt Today!

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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