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I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt

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I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today Shirt – The Ultimate Dog Lover Tee for Proud Pet Parents

Why Every Dog Owner Needs This Playful & Bold Graphic Tee

If you’ve ever canceled plans to cuddle with your pup or ignored texts because you were busy scratching your dog’s belly, this “I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today” shirt was made for you. Designed for unapologetic dog lovers, this tee isn’t just clothing—it’s a statement. Whether you’re running errands, lounging at home, or heading to the dog park, this dog owner graphic tee lets the world know where your loyalty lies.

A Shirt That Speaks (Because You’d Rather Talk to Your Dog)

Let’s face it—dogs are better listeners than most humans. They never judge, always offer unconditional love, and their excitement when you walk in the door beats any text message. That’s why this “I’m only talking to my dog today” shirt resonates with so many pet owners. It’s a humorous yet honest declaration of your priorities.

Unlike generic pet apparel, this tee stands out with its vibrant typography and playful design, making it a must-have for any dog enthusiast.

I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt

Show off your love for your pup with this “I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today” shirt – a hilarious, comfy tee for every dog lover.

Premium Quality Meets Canine-Themed Style

Soft, Breathable & Safe for All-Day Wear

Crafted from 100% cotton, this tee ensures maximum comfort without any irritating recycled polyester or harmful chemicals. Whether you’re playing fetch or binge-watching your favorite show with your furry friend, this shirt keeps you cozy.

Vibrant, Long-Lasting Prints That Won’t Fade

Using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing, the design stays sharp and colorful wash after wash. The bold lettering—featuring a mix of blue, orange, pink, yellow, and purple—pops against the sleek black fabric, while subtle paw prints and a bone graphic add an extra touch of dog-loving charm.

Ethically Made & Pet-Lover Approved

No dangerous substances, no cheap materials—just a high-quality tee that matches your love for dogs.

Who Should Wear This Dog Lover Tee?

This dog owner graphic tee is perfect for:

✔ Dog moms & dads who proudly prioritize their pets

✔ Anyone who’d rather chat with their pup than small-talk with humans

✔ Gift-seekers looking for a fun present for fellow dog enthusiasts

✔ Pet rescue advocates who want to spread joy (and maybe a little sarcasm)

Stand Out in the Best Way Possible

Why blend in when you can let your love for dogs shine? While others wear boring plain tees, you can make a statement with this “I’m only talking to my dog today” shirt. It’s more than just apparel—it’s a conversation starter (even if the only conversation you want is with your four-legged best friend).

Limited Stock Alert – Get Yours Before They’re Gone!

Dog lovers everywhere are snatching up this tee, and once they’re gone, they’re gone! Don’t miss your chance to own the ultimate dog owner graphic tee that perfectly captures your pet-obsessed heart.

🔥 Click “Add to Cart” Now & Wear Your Dog Devotion Proudly!

Because let’s be honest—your dog deserves this level of loyalty. And so do you.

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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