My Sediments Exactly T Shirt – Geology Science Humor Tee
This is the My Sediments Exactly T Shirt, a clever science humor tee that plays on a common phrase with a geological twist. Its unique design features the word “Sediments” styled as literal earth strata, complete with a fossil-filled cross-section below. This shirt is designed for geology students, earth science teachers, rockhounds, and anyone who appreciates smart science satire.
About My Sediments Exactly T Shirt Design
We created My Sediments Exactly T Shirt for people who think in layers of time. Our “Foundational Humor” philosophy aims to make sophisticated earth science accessible and funny. The inspiration is pure wordplay, transforming a social agreement into a literal statement about the ground beneath our feet.
The design is a mini-lesson in sedimentology. Each letter in “SEDIMENTS” is horizontally layered with tan, brown, and dark earth tones, perfectly mimicking stratification. The detailed cross-section below, with its ammonite and shell fossils, reinforces the theme of geologic time. The vintage, earthy tones give it a classic, field-notebook feel. It’s more than a pun; it’s a wearable piece of lithology for paleontology fans and environmental scientists to show off their expertise with a smile.
My Sediments Exactly T Shirt Specifications
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Material:Â 100% soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort in the lab or field.
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Weight: Mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² jersey knit, offering durability and a solid feel.
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Construction:Â Features sturdy tubular construction with taped shoulders for lasting shape.
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Print:Â Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printed with Oeko-Texâ„¢ certified, safe inks for a crisp, detailed graphic.
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Details:Â Double-stitched seams at the sleeves and hem for reinforced quality.
Comfort & Fit
You’ll get a true, classic fit that’s ideal for classroom lectures or weekend rockhounding. The pre-shrunk cotton is soft and maintains its shape well after washing. Furthermore, the breathable fabric ensures comfort whether you’re indoors or out on a dig.
Size Guidance
Available in sizes S through 5XL. For the best fit, please check our detailed size chart on the product page. These are standard unisex sizes. If you prefer a looser fit for layering over a flannel or for active fieldwork, consider ordering one size up.
My Sediments Exactly T Shirt Care Instructions
Keeping My Sediments Exactly T Shirt looking great is simple:
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Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle.
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Use mild detergent and avoid chlorine bleach.
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Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry to preserve the print’s detail.
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If ironing is needed, do so on the reverse side without touching the design.
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Avoid fabric softeners.
Why You’ll Love My Sediments Exactly T Shirt
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Smart & Cool Humor: This shirt is the perfect funny graduation gift for geology majors and a brilliant icebreaker for science professionals.
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Wearable Science: It serves as professional yet humorous earth science teacher apparel or a great shirt for rock collecting club outings.
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Quality for the Enthusiast:Â Made from premium cotton with a durable print, this tee is built to be a staple for students, educators, and hobbyists.
Ready to Rock Your Sense of Humor?
Show your love for the layers that tell Earth’s story. The My Sediments Exactly T Shirt is more than a joke; it’s a clever gift for paleontology students and a badge of honor for anyone who gets the stratigraphy reference. Grab this essential piece of unique rock collecting apparel today and express your thoughts with geological precision.




















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