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Now We Have the Salad T Shirt – Funny Bird Quote Graphic Tee

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Now We Have the Salad T Shirt – Funny Bird Quote Graphic Tee

A Funny Bird Humor T Shirt for Adults Who Love Absurdity, Dry Wit, and Meme Culture

If you’ve ever felt like chaos is unfolding and someone blurts out, “Now we have the salad,”, this shirt is for you. Designed for fans of surreal humor, quirky gift tees, and witty animal graphics, the “Now We Have the Salad” T-Shirt delivers a punchline that makes no sense… and that’s exactly the point.

This unisex novelty tee with cartoon quote is more than just a fashion statement, it’s a wearable meme, a conversation starter, and a tribute to the dry sense of humor that internet culture thrives on.

Best Materials, Ethical Printing, and Sizes for All

  • Fabric: 100% cotton soft, breathable, and free from recycled polyester or harmful substances.
  • Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) using Kornit water-based NeoPigment inks. These Oeko-Tex™ certified inks are safe for kids and eco-conscious adults alike.
  • Sizes: Available from S to 5XL, ensuring a comfortable fit for every body type.
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing the print and skip the dry cleaner.

This isn’t just a funny bird humor t shirt for adults, it’s a quality garment built to last, with vibrant colors and a soft touch that holds up wash after wash.

Now We Have the Salad T Shirt – funny bird graphic tee with quirky humor quote

The Now We Have the Salad T Shirt is for anyone who loves humor, memes, and quirky statements that make people do a double-take. Featuring a funny cartoon bird and the phrase “Now We Have the Salad,” this shirt blends absurd humor with a clean, minimal design that’s instantly eye-catching.

Now We Have the Salad T Shirt Design Breakdown: Absurdist Comedy Meets Cartoon Chaos

At the heart of this tee is a wide-eyed cartoon bird, frozen in a moment of startled confusion. Its stiff posture and exaggerated expression mirror the kind of misplaced seriousness that makes absurd humor land perfectly.

  • Color Palette: White bird, orange beak and legs, bold black outlines, all popping against a black shirt.
  • Typography: “NOW WE HAVE THE SALAD” in bold orange uppercase letters, matching the bird’s features for visual harmony.
  • Mood: Deadpan delivery meets surreal punchline. It’s the kind of humor that makes people pause, laugh, then ask, “Wait… what?”

Whether you’re an animal enthusiast, meme lover, or someone who thrives on dry wit, this witty t shirt for animal enthusiasts is designed to resonate with your vibe.

The Inspiration: Chaos, Clarity, and a Salad?

The phrase “Now we have the salad” came from a moment of pure randomness. Picture a team brainstorming ideas, someone mishears a comment, and suddenly salad. That absurdity stuck. It became a metaphor for those moments when life feels chaotic, and someone offers an update that’s hilariously irrelevant.

This tee was born from that spirit: embracing the randomness, celebrating the confusion, and turning it into wearable art. It’s ideal for people who love anti-jokes, surreal memes, and ironic fashion.

Why It’s the Perfect Quirky Gift Tee for Meme Lovers

  • Makes people laugh, then think, then laugh again.
  • Works for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” moments.
  • Appeals to fans of internet humor, dry comedy, and offbeat style.
  • Unisex fit and inclusive sizing make it easy to gift.

This humor shirt for people with dry sense of humor isn’t just funny, it’s smart, stylish, and totally unexpected.

Ready to Wear the Chaos?

If you’re looking for a quirky gift tee for meme lovers or a witty t shirt for animal enthusiasts, the “Now We Have the Salad” T-Shirt is your perfect match. It’s bold, bizarre, and beautifully printed.

Don’t miss out, grab your own Now We Have the Salad T Shirt today and wear your weird with pride.

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

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