Back to Random Pick

Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt – Raccoon Riding Snail Art Tee

Price range: $17 through $31

AshBlackGraphite HeatherMaroonNavyRedSapphireSport GreyTropical BlueWhite
2XL3XL4XL5XLLMSXL
Clear
Size Guide
Buyer protection
Safe shopping
Easy returns and refunds
Free shipping worldwide

Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt: A Fantasy Art Raccoon & Snail Steed Adventure

Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt: Epic Chaos at a Snail’s Pace

Forget speeding into battle. Real mischief arrives slowly, with maximum style. Meet the Off to Cause a Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt, the ultimate funny D&D fantasy humor shirt for anyone whose grand plans move at a leisurely, deliberate pace. This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a declaration of delusional confidence.

Our design team, inspired by goblincore daydreams and whimsical forest tales, asked a simple question: What if a hero was 100% committed but only 1% fast? The answer is this masterpiece, a woodland creature with the heart of a legend, proving that adventure isn’t about speed, but about sheer, cape-flapping audacity.

Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt,  Vintage Illustration Come to Life

Let’s explore the fantasy art on your chest. Against a deep black background, a magnificently fluffy raccoon sits astride its noble snail steed. Dressed in a heroic red cape and holding leather reins, this duo is surrounded by a sprinkle of magic and stars. Consequently, the vintage-style typography completes the story: “OFF TO CAUSE A… KERFUFFLE.”

Therefore, this Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt isn’t a mere graphic. Instead, it’s a high-quality painting for your wardrobe, perfect for lovers of vintage illustration and woodland aesthetic graphic tees. Every glance invites a smile, celebrating the glorious slow ride toward beautiful chaos.

Black t shirt featuring a raccoon wearing a red cape riding a giant snail with stars and the text Off To Cause A Kerfuffle in vintage cream font.

Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt Crafted for Comfort, Built on Ethics

Naturally, a legendary quest requires a comfortable uniform. We craft this classic tee from 100% premium cotton for all-day softness. More importantly, our trustworthiness is woven into every thread and print.

  • High-End Printing & Safety Standards: We specialize in professional Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing, utilizing Oeko-Tex™ certified, water-based inks for superior quality and safety. As a result, the artwork stays vibrant through many washes and is verified safe for even the most sensitive skin.

  • Durability You Can Trust: With reinforced double seams, this Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt is built for long-term adventures. Furthermore, our inclusive size range from S to 5XL ensures every chaos coordinator can find their perfect fit.

Off To Cause A Kerfuffle Raccoon Shirt Specifications:

  • Style: Classic, unisex-fit tee.

  • Material: 100% cotton.

  • Print: Eco-safe, Oeko-Tex™ certified DTG.

  • Sizes: S to 5XL.

  • Care: Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low.

Wear Your Whimsical Philosophy

So, how do you style this mood? This shirt is your go-to chaos coordinator funny apparel. For a cozy, goblincore look, pair it with corduroys and boots. Alternatively, throw it under a jacket for a casual, story-driven outfit. It’s the perfect gift for people who love raccoons, fantasy fans, or anyone who approaches their to-do list with heroic optimism, if not heroic speed.

Claim Your Cape & Join the Slow Ride

Ready to announce your plans for the most leisurely, determined mischief the world has ever seen? This tee is your badge of honor.

Stop rushing. Start adventuring. Embrace the slow ride, wear your delusional confidence with pride, and let the world know you’re off to cause a kerfuffle. Click now to secure your Raccoon Shirt, your legendary snail steed awaits.

Shipping and delivery

We are proud to offer international shipping services that currently operate in over 200 countries and islands worldwide. Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectation anywhere in the world.

How do you ship packages?

Packages from our warehouse in USA will be shipped by USPS depending on the weight and size of the product.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We provide free shipping to over 200 countries around the world. However, there are some locations we are unable to ship to. If you happen to be located in one of those countries we will contact you.

What about customs?

We are not responsible for any custom fees once the items have shipped. By purchasing our products, you consent that one or more packages may be shipped to you and may get custom fees when they arrive to your country.

How long does shipping take?

Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:

Location *Estimated Shipping Time
United States 3-6 Business days
Canada, Europe 3-6 Business days
Australia, New Zealand 4-7 Business days
Central & South America 4-7 Business days
Asia 6-10 Business days
Africa 8-14 Business days
*This doesn’t include our 2-5 day processing time.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email once your order ships that contains your tracking information. If you haven’t received tracking info within 5 days, please contact us.

My tracking says "no information available at the moment".

For some shipping companies, it takes 2-5 business days for the tracking information to update on the system. If your order was placed more than 5 business days ago and there is still no information on your tracking number, please contact us.

Will my items be sent in one package?

For logistical reasons, items in the same purchase will sometimes be sent in separate packages, even if you have specified combined shipping.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

Refunds & returns policy

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to make a change or cancel an order, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

Your satisfaction is our #1 priority. Therefore, you can request a refund or reshipment for ordered products if:

  • You do not receive them within the guaranteed time (45 days not including 2-5 day processing)
  • You receive the wrong item
  • You do not want the product you have received (but you must return the item at your expense and the item must be unused)

We do not issue the refund if:

  • Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
  • Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster)
  • Other exceptional circumstances outside the control of merchku.com

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on page.

If you are approved for a refund, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 14 days.

Exchanges

If for any reason you would like to exchange your product, perhaps for a different size in clothing. You must contact us first and we will guide you through the steps.

Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorise you to do so.

Real customer reviews

There are no reviews yet.
Write a review

Shopping cart

×

No products in the cart.