The The Pet That Poops Breakfast Chickens Shirt tells the honest truth about backyard hens. Made from 100% cotton, this classic tee features a minimalist hen silhouette with an egg behind her. It’s a Funny Backyard Poultry Graphic T Shirt for Urban Farmers and a Gift for Chicken Owners and Homesteaders who love their birds but also love fresh eggs every morning. No sentimental pet talk here. Just breakfast.
About The Pet That Poops Breakfast Chickens Shirt
Here’s what inspired this shirt. A friend of mine spent six hundred dollars building a custom chicken coop. She named each bird. She bought organic feed. Then one morning, she held up an egg and said, “I just watched Mabel poop this out.” We laughed so hard coffee came out of my nose. That’s when I realized most chicken shirts are either cutesy or farm-themed. Nobody made one that just stated the biological reality. So we did. The collegiate “CHICKENS” at the top gives it a vintage feel. The bold block text underneath delivers the punchline. The minimalist silhouette keeps it from looking like a cartoon. This shirt works for urban farmers, backyard chicken owners, “Crazy Chicken Ladies,” and sustainable living enthusiasts. Wear it during morning coop chores, gardening, farmers’ markets, or casual social gatherings where you want to explain exactly why you wake up at 6 AM.
The Pet That Poops Breakfast Chickens Shirt Specifications
- Material: 100% cotton, tubular construction (no side seams)
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Print method: DTG with Kornit water-based, Oeko-Tex™ certified inks
- Design features: Arched “CHICKENS” text, hen silhouette with egg graphic, bold bottom text
- Safety: 0% dangerous substances, 0% high-concern chemicals
- Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Comfort & Fit
This classic tee fits true to size with a relaxed, everyday silhouette. The taped neck and shoulders prevent stretching, while double seams add durability. It’s breathable, soft. Whether you’re collecting eggs or just collecting compliments, the 100% cotton keeps you comfortable.
Size Guidance
Order your normal size for a standard fit. Want a looser, barn-ready look for messy chores? Size up once. The extended range up to 5XL ensures every homesteader gets their fit. Check our size chart before adding to cart.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle
- Use mild detergent; no fabric softeners
- Non-chlorine bleach only if necessary
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (print stays crisp)
- Cool iron inside-out; never iron directly on the design
Why You’ll Love The Pet That Poops Breakfast Chickens Shirt
- Tells the truth : Finally, a chicken shirt that admits why you really keep those birds around.
- Conversation magnet : Other chicken owners will high-five you. Non-owners will ask questions. Either way, you win.
- Proudly pragmatic : Celebrates the utility of backyard farming without being preachy or precious.
Collect eggs. Wear the truth. Grab The Pet That Poops Breakfast Chickens Shirt today.
You feed them. They feed you. This The Pet That Poops Breakfast Chickens Shirt delivers soft cotton, a honest punchline, and zero fluff. Perfect for urban farmers, backyard chicken owners, or anyone who understands that breakfast comes from somewhere. Click your size. Thank your hens. And wear the joke proudly.
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